Hey, how are you doin tonight?
Well, the lousy bum who built dis sight asked me about Andy Kaufman.
Listen, I don't give a rat's ass about Andy Kaufman okay? He's
dead. Dread, bed, said, lead, fed. DEAD. Okay, I don't care about
that lousy imitator. He's been hanging on my coat tails. He's
used my fame to get him places. So he can kiss my ass...okay.
So I tell the webmaster, listen you maie a website about ME. The
guy who really deserves it. Lit, bit, grit, tit, those are words
that rhyme with it. It doesn't matter anyway because you must
be some deadbeat loser if you're lookin at an Andy Kaufman page,
and that's all I have to say about him.
-Tony Clifton
Tony and Andy
Wait, wait, this is Tony again.
I said I don't want to have anything to do with that moron god
dammit. So that picture better be removed soon. Or I'm gonna get
my old Hell's Angels friends to go and kick your webmaster ass!
Okay?
-Once again, Tony Clifton
Welcome to this tribute to Tony
Clifton. We'll fill the site up with the very little crap we have
about him, to make him happy.
Heya, I read that lusy tribute
of yours. And that was no f*****g tribute! A couple a pictures
and two of my appearances? YOU STINK! Blink, rink, fink, think.
STINK! I'm gonna get my agent!
